Going to a friends house
Normal people:
What a lovely home you have
Me:
Whats your wifi password?
my childhood.
Drake:
You calling me a liar?!
Josh:
I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh:
You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake:
You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh:
I hope you go bald!
Drake:
I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh:
*GASP* You take that back!
“Don’t you get tired of listening to the same song over and over again?”
sodamnrelatable:
Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?

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That amazing moment when your teacher asks you to go and give something to another teacher
lolsofunny:
Taking as slow as possible to get there and get back.

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