thatfunnyblog:

 




The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road
chynadanielle:

let me repeat

"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."

Matty Healy (the 1975)

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lordflacko91:

vvxix:

lustt-and-luxury:

A - FUCKING -MAZING

Crazyyy

Wow can’t believe that’s how it all begins

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fuck-i-care-for-if-i:

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away


I was about to scroll away

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

image

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floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

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bbyph4t:

bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

thank you.

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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears
vanjalen:

CRYING

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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